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Don Burnstick Cell Phone Joke
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I LOVE CELL PHONE 1.25 Magnet ~ heart $0.65 These magnets are manufactured from the highest quality materials… made of a hard metal base, thick mylar, strong magnet and true to life vibrant colors. Put them on your refrigerator, locker, file cabinet or any metal object you can think of! Magnets are great party favors for your next gathering and also make great prizes/giveaways. They are wonderful gifts for everyone!… |
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ADDICTED TO TEXTING Mug Coffee Cup 11 oz This high quality ceramic mug makes a great gift for anyone! The design is on both sides of the mug! The image is adhered through a heat process that makes it durable and long lasting. The colors won’t fade, so the mug can be enjoyed for years to come!… |
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I LOVE MY CELL PHONE Mug Coffee Cup 11 oz This is a high quality 11 oz ceramic mug that is great as a gift for any occasion or just as a treat for yourself! The design is on both sides of the mug! The image on the mug is adhered through a heat sublimation process making it durable and long lasting. Dishwasher & Microwave Safe… |
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History of the Joke with Lewis Black $7.95 What ingredients make up a great joke? Lewis Black attempts to find out in this documentary that sheds new light on the evolution of humor. As the acerbic funnyman explores the origins of comedy, such laughmakers as George Carlin, Kathy Griffin, Dave Attell, George Lopez, Penn and Teller, Robin Williams, and others share fascinating insights on their craft. 100 min. Standard; Soundtrack: English…. |
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Big Mouth Toys The Banana Headset $6.01 This Banana Phone Handset is one a-peel-ing phone gadget! 100% more durable than the old way of having your very own bananaphone (i.e. holding a piece of fruit up to your head), this novelty gift will keep you connected to your friends in the funniest way! Our banana phone handset is both funny and functional, fitting iPhones, BlackBerries, and standard landlines. Once your new banana phone arrive… |
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Dirty Pocket Jokes $2.95 TONS of the dirtiest, most tasteless adult jokes to put a smile on your face every day of the year!… |
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Annoy-a-tron $9.95 The ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron would be useless against an army of Snowbots, but it’s very effective at disturbing that guy in the sales department or your “friend” down the hall. With its thin design and embedded magnet for easy hiding, the Annoy-a-tron can be placed in a variety of locations. Select one of the three sound choices (2 kHz, 12 kHz, or alternating) and push the switch to the on position… |
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Games&puzzles Electric Shock Chewing Gum (Practical Joke) $1.99 This shock gum is one of the greatest gags of all time! Looks like a real pack of gum. Features: Specifica… |
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Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk $24.95 Introducing the AutoExec WM-01 Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray – Gray – , featured in our Other Vehicle Parts department. This product generally ships within 2 business day(s) from Pinellas Park, Florida, and weighs 2 pound(s). Attaches to your steering wheel for easy access to a writing and drink storage surface. The Go Office Wheel Mate Steering Wheel Desk is flat for writing and perfect for … |
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TV-B-Gone Universal TV Power Remote Control Keychain $19.99 You’re sitting in a restaurant with your friends. The TV in the corner is blaring. You realize that none of you are actually talking to each other. Instead, you’re all staring at a piece of furniture! Now there’s a solution: the TV-B-Gone. This small keychain wonder is designed to turn off virtually any television. Invented by Mitch Altman, a former Silicon Valley entrepreneur, the TV-B-Gone is a… |
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GODDAMNED CELL PHONES Cell Mug by CafePress $15 It’s ‘goddamned cell phones,’ goddamnit.It is NOT ‘goddamn cell phones’ or ‘god damned cell phones’ or ‘god damn cell phones’ or ‘goddam cell phones.’ Cell Mug The perfect size for your favorite morning beverage or late night brew. Large, easy-grip handle. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special. Measures 3.75 tall, 3 diameter. Dishwasher and microwave safe. |
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No Cell Phones Attitude Hoodie dark by CafePress $45 No Cell Phones for peace, quiet and good manners. Stop rude use of cell phones with the anti-cell phone design. Restore dignity. Say no to inappropriate cell phone usage. Promote safe driving. Attitude Hoodie dark Stay warm on the inside. Look oh-so-cool on the outside. Don this comfortable fleece sweatshirt for that dress-down BBQ — or your next dress-to-impress trip to the mall.10 oz. fleece blend 90% cotton/10% polyester. Fleece-lined hoo |
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No Cell Phones Cell phone 2.25 Button 100 pack by CafePress $200 Are you sick and tired of some jerk talking too loud on his cell phone? Tell them to shut up with our No Cell Phones designs Cell phone 2.25 Button 100 pack Wear and share a favorite design or saying with 100 of your closest friends. Pass ‘em out at parties, give ‘em away at Burning Man. Keep ‘em all for yourself and make some unique wall art. Wear one now and have 99 spares. 2.25 inch diameter. |
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No Cell Phones Cell phone Mini Button 100 pack by CafePress $125 Are you sick and tired of some jerk talking too loud on his cell phone? Tell them to shut up with our No Cell Phones designs Cell phone Mini Button 100 pack Add fun accents to jackets, backpacks, or mix ‘n match our Mini Buttons. Our Mini Buttons are the perfect size for trading and collecting. Pin ‘em on1 inch diameter. Metal shell. Mylar/UV protecting cover. Pinned metal back |
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No Cell Phones Attitude 3 Lapel Sticker 48 pk by CafePress $30 No Cell Phones for peace, quiet and good manners. Stop rude use of cell phones with the anti-cell phone design. Restore dignity. Say no to inappropriate cell phone usage. Promote safe driving. Attitude 3 Lapel Sticker 48 pk Need your message to get noticed? Wear your own words with custom stickers.Rally your election pick, support a cause, promote your business or celebrate a big event. Great for giveaways, stickers are a fun way to spread what you want to say. |
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Cell Phones Horror White T-Shirt by CafePress $22 quot;Sanguini’s Established in 2007quot; Logo below headline Horror White T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt The white t-shirt is a timeless classic for a reason; it should be a staple in every wardrobe. It is clean, simple, and durable. The best part is you can wear it with anything. This 100% cotton T-shirt is so comfortable you’ll want to wear it to bed. |
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No Cell Phones Rectangle Sticker 10 pk Attitude Rectangle Sticker 10 pk by CafePress $30 No Cell Phones for peace, quiet and good manners. Stop rude use of cell phones with the anti-cell phone design. Restore dignity. Say no to inappropriate cell phone usage. Promote safe driving. Attitude Rectangle Sticker 10 pk Our stickers are printed on 4mil vinyl using water and UV resistant inks 150; meaning no fading in the sun or bleeding in the rain. Measures 3 x 5. Printed on durable 4mil vinyl. 10 pack. |
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Cell Phones Kill Sticker Bumper Current events Bumper Sticker by CafePress $5 Tell the world how you feel Our bumper stickers are perfect for expressing yourself while cruising down the highway or just for posting on the wall. Measures 10quot; x 3quot;Printed on 4mil vinyl using water and UV resistant inks – Current events Bumper Sticker Tell the world how you feel Our bumper stickers are perfect for expressing yourself while cruising down the highway or just for posting on the wall. Measures 10 x 3. Printed on 4mil vinyl using water and UV resistant inks - |
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Skunk Jokes Jokes Mousepad by CafePress $13 Skunk Jokes Jokes Mousepad Keep your mouse rolling in style on our durable cloth top mousepad. A great gift for geeks, gamers, or anyone with a computer. Rubber backing prevents the mousepad from sliding. Machine washable. |
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Never Forget Pay Phones Humor Dark T-Shirt by CafePress $26 Never Forget 9/11 parody spoof satire funny dark humor joke comedy obsolete extinct offbeat classic vintage retro old school payphone payphones pay phone cell cellular portable call calling talk tower Humor Dark T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Don’t waste time deciding on which shirt to put on each morning. This dark shirt t-shirt will never go out of style and hides stains better too. This high-quality t-shirt is pre-shrunk and 100% cotton, which makes it both comfortable and durable. |
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Never Forget Pay Phones Humor Light T-Shirt by CafePress $22 Never Forget 9/11 parody spoof satire funny dark humor joke comedy obsolete extinct offbeat classic vintage retro old school payphone payphones pay phone cell cellular portable call calling talk tower Humor Light T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt This light t-shirt will be fashionable even after the zombie Apocalypse. In fact, this shirt might be the very reason you’ll survive said Apocalypse. The light color shows you aren’t worried about getting stains – and even if you were, those stains show t |
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Skunk Jokes T-Shirt Jokes White T-Shirt by CafePress $25 Skunk Jokes Jokes White T-Shirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt The white t-shirt is a timeless classic for a reason; it should be a staple in every wardrobe. It is clean, simple, and durable. The best part is you can wear it with anything. This 100% cotton T-shirt is so comfortable you’ll want to wear it to bed. |
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Cell Phone Holder w/Leg Strap Black $7.99 Have your phone with you all the time! This holder secures safely to your arm or leg and holds most cell phones. Made from washable, durable neoprene. Size: 3 3/4″ H x 2 1/2″ W |
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Cell Phone Holder w/Leg Strap Blue $7.99 Have your phone with you all the time! This holder secures safely to your arm or leg and holds most cell phones. Made from washable, durable neoprene. Size: 3 3/4″ H x 2 1/2″ W |
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Cell Phone Holder w/Leg Strap Purple $7.99 Have your phone with you all the time! This holder secures safely to your arm or leg and holds most cell phones. Made from washable, durable neoprene. Size: 3 3/4″ H x 2 1/2″ W |
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Cell Phone Holder w/Leg Strap Raspberry $7.99 Have your phone with you all the time! This holder secures safely to your arm or leg and holds most cell phones. Made from washable, durable neoprene. Size: 3 3/4″ H x 2 1/2″ W |
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Cell Phone Holder w/Leg Strap Red $7.99 Have your phone with you all the time! This holder secures safely to your arm or leg and holds most cell phones. Made from washable, durable neoprene. Size: 3 3/4″ H x 2 1/2″ W |
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No Cellphones Cell phone Framed Tile by CafePress $15 Perfect wall hanger to let patrons know that they shouldn’t be talking on their cell phones in your place. Cell phone Framed Tile Set off our decorative ceramic tile in its own stylish stained wooden frame — the perfect way to complete a decorative gift or keepsake. Rounded edges and quality construction make this Framed Tile the ultimate wall accent. Frame measures 6qu |
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Boatmates Gps/cell Phone Caddy Caddy, White $10.49 Boatmates Gps/cell Phone Caddy Caddy, White . Compact organizer holds most hand-held GPS units and cellular phones. Can be mounted vertically or on any flat, smooth surface using the Super Suction Cups (included). Mounts permanently with screws 6.6″W x 3.25″D x 4.5″H White or graphite gray |
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Clarinet Jokes Funny Mousepad by CafePress $13 A list of hilarious clarinet jokes sure to make any clarinetist laugh Makes a fantastic gift Funny Mousepad Keep your mouse rolling in style on our durable cloth top mousepad. A great gift for geeks, gamers, or anyone with a computer. Rubber backing prevents the mousepad from sliding. Machine washable. |
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I Love Bad Jokes Humor Mug by CafePress $15 I heart Bad Jokes t-shirts and gifts for Bad Jokes lovers…. Humor Mug The perfect size for your favorite morning beverage or late night brew. Large, easy-grip handle. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special. Measures 3.75 tall, 3 diameter. Dishwasher and microwave safe. |
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Cell Phone Holder w/Leg Strap Neon Lime $7.99 Have your phone with you all the time! This holder secures safely to your arm or leg and holds most cell phones. Made from washable, durable neoprene. Size: 3 3/4″ H x 2 1/2″ W |
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Cell Phone Holder w/Leg Strap Neon Pink $7.99 Have your phone with you all the time! This holder secures safely to your arm or leg and holds most cell phones. Made from washable, durable neoprene. Size: 3 3/4″ H x 2 1/2″ W |
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Guns Don’t Kill People… Funny Bumper Sticker by CafePress $5 Guns Don’t Kill People – Drivers With Cell Phones Do Bumper Stickers Adult Humor Humorous Funny Attitude Jokes Driving Car Auto Truck Driver Delivery Vehicle Transportation UPS Fed-Ex Mail Carrier Funny Bumper Sticker Tell the world how you feel Our bumper stickers are perfect for expressing yourself while cruising down the highway or just for posting on the wall. Measures 10 x 3. Printed on 4mil vinyl using water and UV resistant inks - |
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Aristotle and an Aardvark Go to Washington: Political Doublespeak Through Philosophy & Jokes $13.99 Deploying jokes as well as the occasional insight from Aristotle and his peers, Cathcart and Klein explain what politicos are up to…. |
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Math Jokes Funny Mug by CafePress $15 5 Out Of 4 People Don’t Understand Jokes About Fractions. Math Joke on T-Shirts, Hats, Stickers, Buttons, Magnets, Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, and Gifts. Makes a fun shirt for Teachers, Math Major Funny Mug The perfect size for your favorite morning beverage or late night brew. Large, easy-grip handle. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special. Measures 3.75 tall, 3 diameter. Dishwasher and microwave safe. |
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The World’s Worst Jokes $7.67 “Take my wife – please!” Henny Youngman, the king of one-liners, brings you a classic collection… |
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The trouble with political jokes Political Bumper Sticker by CafePress $5 The trouble with political jokes is how often they get elected Political Bumper Sticker Tell the world how you feel Our bumper stickers are perfect for expressing yourself while cruising down the highway or just for posting on the wall. Measures 10 x 3. Printed on 4mil vinyl using water and UV resistant inks - |
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Farmers Tell Corny Jokes Humor Mug by CafePress $15 Farmers Tell Corny Jokes Mug Humor Mug The perfect size for your favorite morning beverage or late night brew. Large, easy-grip handle. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special. Measures 3.75 tall, 3 diameter. Dishwasher and microwave safe. |
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Fraction Jokes Funny Ringer T by CafePress $22.25 5 Out Of 4 People Don’t Understand Jokes About Fractions. Math Joke on T-Shirts, Hats, Stickers, Buttons, Magnets, Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, and Gifts. Makes a fun shirt for Teachers, Math Major o Funny Ringer T The Ringer T has made a fashion comeback, and ours is a popular favorite. This classic style is sure to impress even the most discerning t-shirt connoisseur with an eye for retro-coolness. Great for relaxing in comfort year-round.5.5 oz. 100% pres |
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Fraction Jokes Funny Rectangle Magnet by CafePress $5 5 Out Of 4 People Don’t Understand Jokes About Fractions. Math Joke on T-Shirts, Hats, Stickers, Buttons, Magnets, Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, and Gifts. Makes a fun shirt for Teachers, Math Major o Funny Rectangle Magnet Add instant style to lockers, dorm rooms, workspace or the fridge while keeping your notes and reminders in view with an attention-grabbing Rectangle Magnet. Measures 2.125 x 3.125. Metal shell. Mylar/UV protecting cover. |
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Math Jokes Funny Hooded Sweatshirt by CafePress $45 5 Out Of 4 People Don’t Understand Jokes About Fractions. Math Joke on T-Shirts, Hats, Stickers, Buttons, Magnets, Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, and Gifts. Makes a fun shirt for Teachers, Math Maj Funny Hooded Sweatshirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt The hoodie: the perfect utilitarian piece of clothing. Leave your hat and scarf at home Stay warm and comfy in your Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt. This hoodie is constructed with a cotton/polyester blend – both durable and comfortable.Heavyweight 90 |
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Age Related Jokes Birthday Greeting Card by CafePress $3.25 I’m not making any age-related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Birthday Greeting Card Greeting cards are a great way to express yourself and to keep in touch with friends and family. A personal note on a beautiful card will make a lasting impression and a touching keepsake.Available in your choice of paper stock |
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Welcome to the Funny Farm $5.99 From baby showers to cell phones, chin hair to Hamburger Helper, defrosted turkeys to Barry Manilow, and dumb blonde jokes to well-woman exams, Linamen’s collection of hilarious observations sheds light on principles of spiritual wellness and Christian living. |
